Andrew Dice Clay
- Lizard Music
2027
- The Pickup
2025 Clark
- Warrior Strong
2023 Coach Schmidt
- Pam & Tommy
2022 Louis "Butchie" Peraino
- A Star Is Born
2018 Lorenzo Campana
- Vinyl
2016 Frank "Buck" Rogers
- Dice
2016 Dice
- Entourage
2015 Andrew Dice Clay
- Andrew Dice Clay Presents the Blue Show
2015 Himself
- Blue Jasmine
2013 Augie
- The Blacklist
2013 Abraham Maltz
- Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible
2012 Himself
- Raising Hope
2010 Andrew Dice Clay
- Dice: Undisputed
2007
- Let Sleeping Guns Lie
2005 Thanks
- Entourage
2004 Andrew Dice Clay
- One Night at McCool's
2001 Utah / Elmo
- My 5 Wives
2000 Tony Morano
- Andrew Dice Clay: I'm Over Here Now
2000 Executive Producer
- Point Doom
2000 Frankie
- Foolish
1999 El Dorado Ron
- Whatever It Takes
1998 Dave Menardi
- Hitz
1997 Jimmy Esposito
- Andrew Dice Clay: Assume the Position
1996 Himself
- National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins
1995 Richard Spencer
- No Contest
1995 Oz, aka Raymond Ulysses Brice
- Jury Duty
1995 Uncle Sal (uncredited)
- Bless This House
1995 Burt Clayton
- Brain Smasher... A Love Story
1993 Ed Molloy
- Andrew Dice Clay: No Apologies
1993 Writer
- Andrew Dice Clay: For Ladies Only
1992 Writer
- Andrew Dice Clay: Dice Rules
1991 Story
- Rugrats
1991 Plumber (voice)
- The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
1990 Ford Fairlane
- Casual Sex?
1988 Vinny
- Andrew Dice Clay: The Diceman Cometh
1988 Himself
- Rodney Dangerfield: Nothin' Goes Right
1988 Writer
- Andrew Dice Clay: One Night with Dice
1987 Writer
- Amazon Women on the Moon
1987 Frankie (segment "Video Date")
- Pretty in Pink
1986 Bouncer - 'Diceman'
- Charlie Barnett's Terms of Enrollment
1986 Tough Kid
- Crime Story: Pilot
1986 Max Goldman
- Crime Story
1986 Max Goldman
- Private Resort
1985 Curt
- Making the Grade
1984 Dice
- Night Patrol
1984 Tony Baroni
- Dirty Dirty Jokes
1984 Writer
- The Young Landlords
1983 A.B. Tucker
- Wacko
1982 Tony Schlongini
- Diff'rent Strokes
1978 Crazy Larry
- M*A*S*H
1972 Corp. Hrabosky
- The Good Life
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