Lewis Arquette
- Eight Legged Freaks
2002 In Memory Of
- Out Cold
2001 Papa Muntz
- Ready to Rumble
2000 Fred King
- Little Nicky
2000 Cardinal
- Best in Show
2000 Fern City Show Spectator
- The Alarmist
1998 Bruce Hudler
- Almost Heroes
1998 Merchant
- Twilight
1998 Water Pistol Man
- River Made to Drown In
1997 Vagabond
- The Westing Game
1997 Otis Amber
- Waiting for Guffman
1997 Clifford Wooley
- Scream 2
1997 Chief Hartley
- Meet Wally Sparks
1997 Cardinal
- Kiss & Tell
1997 Inspector Dan Furbal
- Fox Hunt
1996 The Wolf
- Wild Side
1996 The Chief
- Kid Cop
1996 Mayor Cosgrove
- Daisy-Head Mayzie
1995 Principal (voice)
- Stuart Saves His Family
1995 Cemetery Official
- Menendez: A Killing in Beverly Hills
1994 Juror
- Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman
1994 Mr. Ingersol
- Sleep with Me
1994 Minister
- Tainted Blood
1993 Artie
- A Child Lost Forever: The Jerry Sherwood Story
1992 Walter Vinton
- Double Trouble
1992 Tarlow
- Let's Kill All the Lawyers
1992 Antinus
- Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever
1991 Mr. Cheese
- The Linguini Incident
1991 Texas Joe
- Syngenor
1990 Ethan Valentine
- Book of Love
1990 Mr. Malloy
- Tango & Cash
1989 Wyler
- The Horror Show
1989 Lt. Miller
- Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
1989 Sheriff Bugiere
- Big Business
1988 Mr. Stokes
- The Great Outdoors
1988 Herm
- My First Love
1988 Mark Grossman
- The Canterville Ghost
1988 Hiram B. Otis
- A Very Brady Christmas
1988 Sam / Santa
- Dance 'Til Dawn
1988 Pawnbroker
- Just a Regular Kid: An AIDS Story
1987 Dr. Kolovson
- Johnny Appleseed
1986 Jimbo Smith / Narrator
- Ponce de Leon
1986 George
- The Check is in the Mail...
1986 Man at Pool
- Just Between Friends
1986 TV Station Guard
- Nobody's Fool
1986 Mr. Fry
- Donald, the Star-Struck Duck
1986 Screenwriter #2
- Badge of the Assassin
1985 Foreman #1
- Shadow World
1983 (voice)
- Off the Wall
1983 Prison Chaplin
- Pray TV
1980 Fred Wilson
- The Jayne Mansfield Story
1980 Publicity Man
- The China Syndrome
1979 Hatcher
- Ruby and Oswald
1978 FBI Agent
- Peeping Times
1978 Deputy
- Loose Shoes
1978 Warden
- Rescue from Gilligan's Island
1978 Judge
